TechTown Employee Bundle
Ever dreamt of the illustrious TechTown experience? Well, brace yourself – your dreams are about to come true... or not.
Imagine this: You, seated at your desk sipping milky tea from your official TechTown mug, basking in the glory of an exclusive welcome video from the illustrious Manager Rowan. It's not just a welcome; it's a cinematic experience of corporate grandeur.
The TechTown Employee Bundle Includes:
- Exclusive welcome video from Manager Rowan
- Official TechTown Limited Edition Red Mug (11oz Ceramic)
- Official TechTown Lanyard
- Official TechTown "Company Property" Pen (Black Ink)
Terms & Conditions Apply: VLDL is not responsible for any emotional trauma, existential crises, or sudden hair loss resulting from exposure to Manager Rowan's managerial style. Oh, did we mention the regular paycuts? Because, of course, nothing says "employee appreciation" like financial uncertainty. And whatever you do, don't drop the pen.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
